quarta-feira, março 09, 2005

Peixes

Fez esta terça-feira uma semana fui ter com uma amiga ao cubículo onde ela trabalha e encontrei-a, tal como qualquer trabalhador que se preze, a navegar na Internet.

Andava por um site que supostamente diz muito sobre ti sabendo apenas a hora data e sítio de nascimento. Mal entrei fui questionado sobre quando e onde tinha nascido, respondi e saíram umas páginas com a minha personalidade, e anda para aí pessoal em psicólogos e coisas do género… BAH……


Li tudo o que estava escrito e descobri que sou de ascendente Virgem, resolvi também transcrever o que me chamou mais a atenção:

“This astrological combination indicates a personality that is in motion, never fixed or immobile.”

“You can be struck with love suddenly, only to become disillusioned and lose interest with equal speed and unpredictability.”

“Some selfishness is noted. However, if you are able to counteract this trait with your natural helpful and sympathetic attitude and address your positive qualities to resolve the problems of others then you will accomplish your
highest spiritual duties and your degree of consciousness and perception will be expanded.”

“You are very attentive to detail and this makes you a good worker, especially so in those jobs that require a great deal of precision and observation.”

“Life will find you in many situations in which you will function as advisor and counsellor; make use of these opportunities to project the power of your creativeness.”

“Because every contact is of great importance, you tend to be rather detached and even aloof so that you can be sure exactly where you stand. You can be self-conscious and may feel awkward and prudish with others who appear to take things more lightly. The depth with which you look at yourself is characteristic of the way you relate to others.”

“You were taught very early in life to be self-reliant, and you were often given more responsibility than usual for your age.”

Não sei se nota mas tenho estado a escolher só coisas boas :)

“You work with a well-developed sense of pride in everything you do.”

Ora tomem lá.

“Before asserting your own opinion you always try to put yourself in the other person's place. This can be a definite asset if you decide to go into business or a profession, because you would give your clients the impression that they are the most important people in the world.”

Quem quiser montar um negócio é só dizer.

“Psychologically, you are going to find many harmonious conditions in your sexual relationships.”

Ainda não decidi se isto é bom ou mau.

“You should have some excellent opportunities for progress in your financial and social condition during your middle age or when you finally stabilize your life through marriage or any other type of close relationship.”

Aceito candidaturas, meninas mandem CV sff.


Descobri também umas coisas giras do tipo “Mars conjunct the Ascendant gives you an inexhaustible supply of energy.” Mas… atenção, “In matters of health, this astrological combination is not ideal, as the vital energies of the Sun here have less power, causing you to feel an occasional lack of physical strength.”, estou inclinado a preferir a primeira hipótese.

“You are ambitious, but in satisfying your ambitions, you attempt more than is possible for you.” Mas, contudo,
“Although you are not an individual with a very strong ambition, you posses the ability to persevere and exert ingenuity”

E pronto esta é uma amostra do que eu sou segundo a astrologia, para quem acredita aqui fica.






2 comentários:

100 Sentidos disse...

Até mandava...
Mas não sei a morada...

100 Sentidos disse...

E nem a que posição me candidato...